“Crazy people don’t know they’re going crazy. They think they’re getting saner.” John Locke - LOST So like I got this idea, right? First there was like…nothing! And then nothing EXPLODED and became EVERYTHING. But not right away…it took like maybe billions of years, you know…and then all that chaos gave birth to the orderly events that produced LIFE! And that’s pretty much it. What do you think? People will buy it? ...
GlobeTroll the scientician is presenting something amazing! Its hard to believe, but it FEELS SO GOOD it must be true! That sort of thing. Below images are previews. Download the zip files below for full scale images. /wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Quotable-Globe-Troll-Wait.zip /wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Quotable-Globe-Troll-Wait-Isolated.zip GlobeTroll with Word Bubble Presenting Amazing Idea GlobeTroll Presenting AMAZING IDEA Isolated
Where science fails immature insults prevail! Here our beloved GlobeTroll the Scientician has begun to lose an argument in pseudoscience. Reflexively, he pulls out his biggest weapon: Anger – reminding us of his supposed ancestor who invented the wheel by angrily punching it until it lost all angularity and started to roll away from him. Previews below. Use the originals for good resolution. Download the original files here: /wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Quotable-Globe-Troll-Angry-Isolate.zip /wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Quotable-Globe-Troll-Angry.zip Angry GlobeTroll the Scientician with Word Bubble ...
Free for your use, no attribution necessary. A variation of the No Exploration Zone ( /2024/01/26/globetroll-the-scientician-explains-the-truncating-of-nesw/ ) … by suggestion. This one is based on the United Nations. What is the map in the background? See here. If you would like the largescale images, please download these zip files: /wp-content/uploads/2024/01/No-Explore-Zone-UN.zip /wp-content/uploads/2024/01/No-Explore-Zone-UN-transparent.zip Here are the preview images here: DO NOT EXPLORE BEYOND THIS POINT! UN Logo Version DO NOT EXPLORE BEYOND THIS POINT! UN Logo Version, Isolated GlobeTroll Version ...
Some more humor from GlobeTroll the Scientician. Here he tells us he wants us to stop exploring the far regions of north, east, south, and west, by truncating them via the poles of a globe. You may use these freely for your own projects. DISCLAIMER: This is not a political opinion. Its just a satire of the very popular WE WANT YOU poster. The source files should be downloaded as the individual zips archives, as they have the full size, full quality images. The previews listed below can also be used, but they are only previews, not the full quality. ...
Another GlobeTroll illustration off the render pipeline: Shills Gonna Shill. A metaphor of corrupt scientists giving into the bribes of corruption. There are three versions here: The full composite, and two transparent versions – one without text. Free to use however you wish. Full size: /wp-content/uploads/2024/01/shills-gonna-shill-1.png Full size: /wp-content/uploads/2024/01/shills-transparent.png Full size: /wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Shills-transparent-2.png ...
GlobeTroll the scientician is a meme mascot for pseudoscience. Here are the first source images (free for use) of the mascot in action. The NO YES Meme format: You may enhance this graphically with the NO/YES images of your choice, or simply bring it to https://imgflip.com to make it a more common meme. Meme source images: Here is a full body version of the character. These can also be used freely in your own graphic applications. Whenever you wish, you may credit https://lb3d.co, but this is not required. Please note that these are transparent PNG images, for easy inclusion on top of your design without the need to isolate the character. ...
A few years ago I had completed a fairly large project - 10 unique and detailed monsters. One of them was the lance ant. https://assetstore.unity.com/packages/3d/characters/creatures/lance-ant-morbidly-scary-game-enemy-186822 I decided this one needed a good texture update. Now there are 5 different versions. You can find them on the Unity asset store or Sketchfab. &list=PLudU__BG5BNs4uTbsMbuWNJT0cd3bHIds ...
The Krinkle’s people illustrations have been adapted to these cute little 3d avatars. They are useful for games and VR. I have personally tested them in VRChat! You can see their VRChat use here: https://steamcommunity.com/id/lb3dco/screenshots/ You can also check them out on my Sketchfab: https://sketchfab.com/alienated/models &list=PLudU__BG5BNu_aq8rqzNMDnEPsiIKWbRU ...
This is a 3d printable version of the Retrobot, now available on Sketchfab.